Ahhahahahahahahahahahahahhahaha!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :’D

Bought them for mom. They were ripe and pretty. Looking delicious. I got home and gave the grocery bags to mom. Two minutes later I found them on the counter like this.

BROKEN!!!!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Truthfully when I first got into the kitchen, there were still 2 bananas attached to the trunk. But then I lifted the trunk and even those two fell off!!!!!!!! Wahahahahaa… Look at how the perfect set of bananas I bought ended up! In a plastic bag all in broken off! What happened?!!!!! hahaha… I haven’t laughed so hard in a long long time. Laughed till I cried, till I couldn’t breathe, till my stomach ached. Haih… even after I stopped, one look at those pathetic bananas lying in the plastic bag sends me into fits of killer laughs again. 

Mother must be so proud!!! First time she asked me to buy bananas for her and of all things, I bought her Montreal the flimsy! Now she can’t have them to eat for the week but instead have to serve them to the saints. I’m sorry! 

Hahahha! Just look at them, flesh still freshly attached to the roots! Hahahaha…!!!

But my laughter ends here because I just remembered that,

as funny as the whole situation is, the worst part was they were actually kinda expensive. Blek!!!